NEWS BRIEFS :)

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

As-Salaamu ‘Alaikum! I pray you are all happy and healthy and enjoying abundant blessings (BARAKA) from Our Saviour, Allah!

I am happy to write I am the same I thank Allah! Al Hamdulillah!

I was engaged for a minute but…

In any case,

***Sisters, if you want to gauge the sincerity of your fiance’, call off the engagement – if he asks for his ring back, give it and thank Allah, for preventing that future catastrophe! Shout out to Tash! Likwit Crew! LOL! They were supposed to be on my show back when they were called That other name, but you know – politics…

HOWEVER, if he tells you to keep it, then hug him and say “NM!” 🙂

***f.y.i.

The demons who unleashed the CoronaVirus Disease 2019 on the population, took a vaccine way in advance!

***Finally, I’ve been hearing a lot of people apologize and ask me to forgive them.

Here is how to apologize. It involves THREE STEPS.

  1. APOLOGIZE; with penitence
  2. ASK FOR FORGIVENESS
  3. GIVE YOUR WORD THAT YOU WILL NOT REPEAT THE ACT

THE LAST STEP IS THE MOST IMPORTANT IN MY HUMBLE OPINION 🙂

“Believe one-half of what you see and none of what you hear….”

OUR CONTRACT (First Draft)

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

VOWS TO INCLUDE: “As Long As You Both Shall Live”

Forsaking All Others”

Following Ratification:

INSEPARABLE

HONEYMOON

  1. FULL ABLUTION

2. MEAL

3. SLEEP

4. ONLY MISSIONARY

TBD: ALLOWANCE, DOWRY, LIFE INSURANCE

NON-NEGOTIABLE – DAILY SKATE @ THE BEACH!!! 🙂

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم